- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
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Somebody That I Used To Know
A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th… …
Pentatonix are fucking amazing.
common sense: Jordan go to bed.
me: no
common sense: Come on its 5:44AM
me: no there’s things to do
common sense: Jordan, the sun is coming up.
me: no
(parents wake up)
me: okay time to go to bed.
what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
like
she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
like
did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguire
to all you bitches…
…those of you who post pictures of insanely attractive men on your tumblr (you know who you are)
Thank you for killing my self esteem today.
